Noggy.Net

During those moments at work when I am feeling slightly grotty and need some laughs I visit www.badassoftheweek.com . This chap has an amazing way with words. Imagine your history teacher but with a vocabulary that the modern day person can relate to describing how things went down as if he was sitting next to you in the pub. Excessive use of the word Epic Face Punches makes your imagination run wild as you listen to the tale he has to tell. This site involves reading but its good reading! Check it out!

“Unfortunately, while the Swedish men were all out west trading epic face-punches with the Norwegians, the Danish Kingdom to the south thought it would probably be a good time to invade Sweden and pillage the holy living bejeezus out of some of the towns the King had so graciously left undefended.  This was great for the Danes and all, but it kind of sucked if you were one of the women and/or children who just so happened to be standing in the drop zone for the imposing, dragon-headed Viking landing craft.”