Noggy.Net

ajay: How may I help you?
you: hey Ajay i want to speak to that hot girl i saw on the picture can you get her for me?
ajay: We are a software company and we deal with queries regarding our software only.
you: I understand that but i want to talk to that hot girl regarding your software
you: i feel more inclined to purchasing software if i speak to her
ajay: You can ask your queries to me also
you: are you hot?
you: on your site there was this hot brunette who said i am online so why am i talking to you?
ajay: May I have your contact details i.e. name, phone number and email Id so we can get in touch
you: sure will you talk dirty to me?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

So.. we all meet people from time to time that make us laugh and at the same time terrify us at a level that we are not sure whether to stand around and watch what happens next or start legging it to the nearest safe house. I don’t expect any awards for my Internet design or layout or even my incredibly amazing way with words but at least I am not delusional.

This page MostAmazingSiteontheinternet.com just won an award in my eyes as the most terrifyingly bad web site I have ever had the misfortune to see. What amazes me is that after making me want to stab my own eyes out with my mouse he actually has the cheek to ask for a donation to whatever mad cause he has going on in his head at the bottom of the page. I also implore you to read about his comment about guns for that extra tingling “epic mental dude” spine chill feeling. Warning: Pressing the link may make you want to hurt kittens.

During those moments at work when I am feeling slightly grotty and need some laughs I visit www.badassoftheweek.com . This chap has an amazing way with words. Imagine your history teacher but with a vocabulary that the modern day person can relate to describing how things went down as if he was sitting next to you in the pub. Excessive use of the word Epic Face Punches makes your imagination run wild as you listen to the tale he has to tell. This site involves reading but its good reading! Check it out!

“Unfortunately, while the Swedish men were all out west trading epic face-punches with the Norwegians, the Danish Kingdom to the south thought it would probably be a good time to invade Sweden and pillage the holy living bejeezus out of some of the towns the King had so graciously left undefended.  This was great for the Danes and all, but it kind of sucked if you were one of the women and/or children who just so happened to be standing in the drop zone for the imposing, dragon-headed Viking landing craft.”